Roaches: The Graphic Novel

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Roaches: A Graphic Novel

2010-05-30T02:01:00.004-05:00

The official rules to being a roach! Follow this nifty guide, complete with handy suggestions, to scrounge for crumbs and scurry in the darkness. Achieving a state of perfect verminhood! Written by and for roaches by his Lowness The Venerable Grand Roach his self.

Roaches exist in over 4,000 forms across duh planet yet only a few species, such as Blattella Germanicus, ever have direct human contact. Click on the image of this remarkable species for a wallpaper-sized image.


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The Grand Roach

2010-05-29T02:03:00.002-05:00

Just for you, Internet! The Office of the Grand Roach has released extra rare photos from the Grand Roach's many, many speaking junkets. Simply click on the image of His venerable Lowness for a wallpaper-sized image.


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Disco starring Johnny Rock-O!!!

2010-04-30T22:07:00.003-05:00

It's DISCO vs. ROCK as they duke it out for all the marbles, ever! Click on the image below for a full-sized version.


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Van Roach/Music

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Feargasm/Roach Rogers

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Humoring Others/Paranoia

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Sometimes the best way to solve a problem is by creating many, many, many more problems.

Chauvinism/Haters

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Freshly squeezed loudmouth soup + angry kung-fu nerd = multiple fractures.

Ever date someone who thinks "Let's go our separate ways" is ancient Chinese for "Please chase me around for decades"? Yep, me neither.

Excuses/Egomania

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Excude a powerfull smoke-screen thereby obscuring thine own thorax!

Lesson Two: clear communication with your audience is very important.

Phobias/Wrasslin'

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The venerable King of the Roaches narrates through-out!

Purchase booku copies of this crumby little self-published graphic novel when its released late in 2010!

Tropomyosin/Truth

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Bugism/Phones

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Denial/Return of Doom Belt

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Denial is one of the strongest bargaining strategems that our proud, noble and not at all untrustworthy species possesses. Witness for yourself, worthless human, our mighty weapon at work:

A-Ha!! We are quite unstoppable.

Now, worthless human, witness the bold spectacle of battle between two formidable forces!

Obsession/Music

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War/Stature

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